That moment when someone says “Name a good song” and you forget all the songs that were ever made.
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.
them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY, OKAY I’M SORRY. OH MY GOD.
Why does it say “used to”?
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You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
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¡A huevo!
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When your favourite blog reblogs you, and you’re like:
When you see free food.
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Getting messages
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That moment when the teacher uses you as examples in the classroom.
when you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
lmao, life.






















