That moment when someone says “Name a good song” and you forget all the songs that were ever made.

When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.

woeworthy:

them: “ONE.”

You:

Them: “TWO.”

You:

Them: “THR-“

You:

OKAY, OKAY I’M SORRY. OH MY GOD.

Why does it say “used to”?

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You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.

melkylove:

lmao

melkylove:

lmao

¡A huevo!

¡A huevo!

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When your favourite blog reblogs you, and you’re like:

smilebabyjeah:

haha, lol.

smilebabyjeah:

haha, lol.

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When you see free food.

image

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Getting messages

noelisntreallythatcool:

tumblr famous people:

reaction:

Me:

reaction:

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That moment when the teacher uses you as examples in the classroom.

when you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page

billlllly:

ourlastsummer-:

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION 

NOWHERE TO HIDE

OPEN PAINT

OPEN PAINT

lmao, life.

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